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Dracul Van Helsing

Friday, April 22, 2011

Good Friday

On this Good Friday, if you're contemplating Rebecca Black's lyrics, "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday" remember that Christ did not get down from the Cross on Friday even though the Scribes and Pharisees beneath the Cross taunted Him to do so. And it's a good thing for humanity that Christ did not get down from the Cross for if He had, all of us would be eternally lost.

-Christopher Van Helsing, Good Friday, April 22nd, 2011.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Jack O'Hare Jr. Makes An Appearance For Easter

Regular readers of my blog know that I have a wild hare jack rabbit who lives in my back yard that I have named Jack O'Hare.

I haven't seen him around too often ever since my dad died of cancer last year.

It's almost as if Jack misses my dad as well and doesn't like hanging around the place since it's not the same without my dad here.

I've also written many poems and short stories about my friend Jack O' Hare as regular readers of this blog also know.

Anyways this morning when I looked out the back window I noticed this snow white jack rabbit hopping around the snow in my back yard. (the fact that he's still snow white is an indication that winter still isn't over yet where I live).

At first, I thought it was my friend Jack O' Hare.

But then as he got closer to the kitchen window, I noticed he wasn't as big in size as my friend Jack O' Hare.

In fact when I looked closer- it appeared to be a baby bunny. lol!

So that's why Jack hasn't been around the house much.

He's found himself a woman. ;)

And has had baby bunnies. :)

I hope one of these days Jack Sr. drops around the back yard with the missus and little Jack Jr. and all his baby bunny brothers and sisters.

Jack O' Hare Jr.! lol!

He made his appearance just in time for Easter.

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Not Necessarily The Real News (But Could Be) Episode 001

In the news today, Donald Trump's personal wig and hair piece maker Figaro Figaretti who also serves as a spokesman for the controversial billionaire/reality TV show host announced that Charlie Sheen has agreed to test a psychic ability enhancing drug that will psychically transport Mr. Sheen back in time to August 4th 1961 and then psychically bilocate Mr. Sheen to two different places- Kenya and Hawaii- to see where exactly President Barack Obama was born.
The Tea Party anxiously awaits the results of Mr. Sheen's thought experiment.