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Dracul Van Helsing

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Old Violinist and The Old Dog


I first saw them a few nights ago

They were on the corner of Burrard and Alberni

as I rode by on the bus..

The dog lay with his head on the sidewalk

in peaceful contemplation

his eyes closed.

The old violinist was vigourously 

playing his violin.

What melody he played I do not know

for the bus windows were closed.

An old hippy walked by

shaking his head

as if to say,

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

or an old musician new music.

The music he played was obviously

pre-Woodstock

I figured.

Then last night as I walked up Robson Street

half-way up between Thurlow and Burrard

I saw them-

the old violinist

and the old dog.

The dog once again 

his head on the sidewalk

in peaceful contemplation.

I approached

and the melody touched my ears

like the softest velvet.

Never have I heard

Vivaldi's Four Seasons played

so beautifully.

As a child,

my parents often took me to numerous symphony concerts.

I have listened to Vivaldi on radio and TV

and Galaxy satellite

and never have the beautiful Four Seasons

sounded so beautiful.

Vancouverites may not know it

but the streets of Vancouver are truly blessed 

as a master violinist sends his melodies

into the air 

before the Festival of Lights Fireworks

light up the night sky.



-A poem written by Christopher
 Sunday night
 July 28th 2013
 the night after the
 1st round of fireworks
 in the Vancouver Fireworks Festival
 Honda Celebration of Light
 Vancouver, British Columbia.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Accordion Player On The Beach


Accordion player on the beach
The beach has a crowd
but no one listens
The music he plays is good
And has melody
but he plays to no one there.


No one stands in front or around him
like they do other buskers on the beach.
He plays the accordion like a master
But it seems this world no longer has a place for master accordionists.


He finishes his tune
and is greeted with the sounds of silence.
He puts away his accordion
and heads home.
No one notices.
No one cares.



In the trenches of World War I
the soldiers listened to the accordion player
offering a sweet melody and hope
amidst the rumble of big guns
and the sounds of Hell.


"Oh let every good fellow now join in a song,
viva le pompier
Viva la viva viva l'amour..."


Long live love
they sing in French
to the accompaniment of accordion.
Long live love
they sing against the background of war.



Here on the beach
is sand not mud.
Here they lie in the sun
instead of huddled down
in the rain.
Here they cling to their iPods
and not to their guns.
Here are the sound of waves pounding the shore
and not the sound of guns pounding human flesh.


To every thing there is a season
and a time for every purpose under Heaven.
The accordion was an instrument that brought melody and hope
to those trapped in the midst
of a great and terrible war.


No one listened to the accordionist
on the beach last night.
But at least they weren't listening to the sound of guns.


Everything has its give and take.

The guns are silent.
The accordion is now silent.


And on the beach other buskers prosper.
The rapper who sings crap.
The crapper who can't rap.


So still the white dove sails
wondering where to rest in the sand
and the voice of the turtle is yet to be heard in the land.








-A poem written by Christopher
Sunday July 21st 2013.


Thursday, July 18, 2013

Detroit Faces Bankruptcy

Detroit is the largest U.S. city to declare bankruptcy

showing that the debt monster suffers not from narcolepsy

but in a creditors' zombie apocalypse

where fortunes crumble like broken sticks

it goes forth seeking whom it may devour

and cares not the day or hour

things don't look so good in the hood

They're melting tires to make Yorkshire pud'

From Motown to ghost town

things are going down

like a broken record in an age of iPod

time to pay the Piper in the land of Nod.





-A poem written by Christopher
Thursday July 18th 2013.


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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Reflections of Chandler and Marlowe In The Hot Humid Heat of The City





Hot humid day in Vancouver
the most humid since I've moved here 8 months ago
I walk the streets of the City 
like I'm Philip Marlowe
since Raymond Chandler's prose
always describes hot muggy days in LA
when his private eye is out
walking about.
Coincidentally I see a whole bunch of women out today
wearing evening dresses
and they don't appear to be part of a wedding party
Just out and about wearing evening dresses
on a day hot and humid at that.
I really feel like I'm in a Chandler novel today
hot and humid and feeling sticky 
out on the sidewalks and streets
and hotter women in hot tight dresses 
making a sizzling summer day
sizzle even more.


-A poem written by Christopher
 Tuesday July 16th 2013
 a hot and humid day
 in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

A Bastille Day Limerick

There was a young man from Castile

who was there that day at the Bastille

when the Revolution started

and Robespierre farted

and royal Louis'  head was brought to heel.





-A limerick written
 by Christopher
 Sunday July 14th
 2013
 The  224th
 Anniversary
 of the start
 of the
 French Revolution.



A Tale of Two Tides


In mid-afternoon a very very very low tide
the water is way out
the children's water slide
is a water slide no more
but a slide on dry land.


Stirling Stork is down in the low-lying water
Stirling Stork who only makes his appearance
when it's low-tide.

And rocks which can't be seen at high tide are there
jutting out on the beach.
And there on the rocks sits Sidney Seagull
like a glass of fine malt whisky.

Evening and the tide is high
Blondie should be singing her song now.


High tide
the children's water slide
is a water slide again.


Stirling Stork is nowhere to be seen
Stirling Stork who only makes his appearance
when it's low-tide.

And the rocks are nowhere to be seen
but buried beneath the waves like Atlantis.
And Sidney Seagull is likewise gone
like a glass of fine malt whisky in W. C. Fields' hand.





-A poem written by Christopher
 Saturday night
 July 13th 2013
 based on what he observed at 
 2 different times of day
 mid-afternoon and late evening
 at English Bay, Vancouver, British Columbia
 on this day.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Children's Joy On The Beach


Once more it is the ending of another day
and the sun is again setting on English Bay.
A little girl splashes her feet in the waves
this moment in life- no doubt among her faves
her little brother kicks his feet in the sand
full of joy and fun and life playfully grand
They dance and sing and hold hands
among the sea water and shining sands
the sky above is a sparkling shade of blue
a promising sign of all things new
a seagull lands on the beach
just within the little girl's reach
she runs up to say, "Hello."
But gull says "I've gotta go"
and away he flies into the crimson gold sunset sky
not once turning around to say good-bye.
The girl waves so long to her shy new friend
and her dance in the waves soon begins again.
The children's mother stands up and looks at her watch
for the sun has slipped below the horizon far more than a notch.
She goes to her children and motions them to come
they run to her and both of them hug their mom.
Yes, the sun has finally laid down and gone to sleep in the west
it's time for them to go home and have their own time to rest.



-A poem written by Christopher
 Friday night July 12th 2013
 based on what he observed this evening
 at English Bay, Vancouver, British Columbia

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Hula Hoop Dancer On The Beach


Hula hoop girl dancing on the beach
her colourful summer floral skirt flirls 
around with the hoop.
The disc of the sun is setting
and the disc of the hoop goes faster and faster
around her hips
around her legs 
around her arms 
around her feet
a hula hoop dance impresario
dancing in the summer sun.

She dances with joy 
she dances with carefree abandon
she is a child of the sun
a child of the sky
a child of the sea
she dances with joy
she dances to be
she dances like one
in the dance of the free.


-A poem written by Christopher
 Tuesday night July 9th 2013
 based on what he observed this evening
 at English Bay, Vancouver, British Columbia

Saturday, July 06, 2013

Sidney Seagull On The Seashore


Sidney Seagull On The Seashore



Sidney Seagull has been banned from most Vancouver raves
so he spends his time at the beach soaking his feet in the waves.


-A Sidney Seagull poem
written by Christopher
Saturday evening
July 6th 2013

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Canada Day On English Bay


An armada of Canada geese float by

giving their own Pride Parade a try

a streak of white feathery cloud

soars above the Maple Leaf so proud

as if it was put there by a winged unicorn

giving hope to those who feel forlorn.

And golden red embers seem to burn in the sky

as if sky elves created a campfire so high

and from the fire a billowy white phoenix seems to rise

to a former self having said its good-byes

it embraces a new dawn at sunset

embracing a new form without regret

and on the beach people of every race, faith and nationality

who see in one another a common humanity

in a place where dreams become reality

a land God made for you and me

a land God intended to be free.



-A poem written by Christopher
 Monday July 1st 2013
 at English Bay, Vancouver,
 British Columbia, Canada.

Monday, July 01, 2013

Late June Evening On English Bay


An evening in late June

summer has come at last

waves pound the shore

sounding a joyful blast

and here on English Bay

as the sun departs from day

endless sea and endless sky

stretches below that golden eye

rays of gold and purple hue

cling to the sky like an evening dew

a horizon that stretches neverendingly

here on golden waves that crown silver sea.



-A poem written by Christopher
 Sunday evening
 June 30th 2013