The 75th Anniversary of The Munich Agreement

The 75th Anniversary of The Munich Agreement



It was 75 years ago today that then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain returned home to London from Munich waving a piece of paper and proclaiming "Peace in our time".
If by "peace in our time",  he meant September 30th 1938,  he was right.  If he meant a longer period of time,  he was wrong.

Haiku About Sherlock Holmes' Friendship With Dr. Watson

Haiku About Sherlock Holmes' Friendship With Dr. Watson



No man an island
A fact Sherlock Holmes would learn
through his friend Watson

The Pirate Turtle

To be a pirate turtle...

you can see that I'm no Myrtle

it is a glorious thing to be a pirate turtle

you can't mistake me for a girdle...

Haiku Reflecting On Ben Johnson's 100 Metre Olympic Gold Medal Debacle A Quarter Of A Century Ago

Haiku Reflecting On Ben Johnson's 100 Metre Olympic Gold Medal Debacle At The Seoul Summer Olympics A Quarter Of A Century Ago



Johnson says Use drugs
your Olympic gold medal
you can piss down drain

Haiku About Recent Tragedy In Kenya

Haiku About Recent Tragedy In Kenya



Westgate Nairobi
mall hit by terrorist typhoon
turns river of blood

Haiku About A Unique Cuisine Chef

Haiku About A Unique Cuisine Chef




Old friends for dinner
as in days of Auld Lang Syne
smiles Hannibal Lector

A Haiku Entitled Exploration Takes Many Forms

A Haiku Entitled Exploration Takes Many Forms



Cousteau's Calypso
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
Watson and Crick's lab

Haikus About Miss America 2014

Haikus About Miss America 2014


Miss America
Miss Nina Davuluri
full of  grace and class


Twitter's raging dolts
ignore Abe Lincoln's advice
no doubt they are fools

Haiku About Hitler's Ghost Having A Drink In NYC

Haiku About Hitler's Ghost Sampling  Drink In NYC


Hitler's ghost sips drink
first take Manhattan then you...
take Berlin then world

Haiku That Rhymes On Social Networking Then And Now

Yon in days of yore
love sonnets made hearts flitter
now Facebook, Twitter

Haiku On Anniversary of 9/11

Pilots fly not land
Twin Towers come crumbling down
Three thousand are dead

Haiku About James Bond 007

The dashing James Bond
martinis shake women stirred
a license to thrill

Christopher Van Helsing Quote On Love and Lust

Lust is where you capture the attention of the body.

Love is where you capture the attention of the soul.



-Christopher, September 9th 2013

Haiku About Why The Vampire Smiles

Haiku About Why The Vampire Smiles


See the Vampire smiles
Cross removed from most Churches
Thank you Rick Warren

Haiku About Cerberus

Haiku About Cerberus

At The River Styx
Guard dog Cerberus' 3 heads
Hades' high dog food bill

Haiku About Freddy Krueger of Elm Street At The Bar

Haiku About Freddy Krueger of Elm Street At The Bar


Poor Freddy Krueger
bar morons say nails too long
so made blood cocktail

Haiku About Mr. Bean Murder Mystery

Haiku About Mr. Bean Murder Mystery


Here's a haiku I wrote about a hypothetical Mr. Bean murder mystery:



Errr... ummm... Bean found slain
Teddy holds murder weapon
Cause of death:  teapot

Haiku Inspired By Original Star Trek

Haiku Inspired By Original Star Trek

Space the last frontier
Kirk and Spock seeking new worlds
a great enterprise

Haiku About Syria

Haiku About Syria


Syria bleeds orphans
widows and death from its pores
world powers want more

Haiku On The Death of Seamus Heaney

Bard Seamus Heaney
now joins Ireland's great poets
in hills forever green

Haiku About Labour Day Weekend

Labour Day Weekend



Labour Day Weekend
Autumn echo in breeze sounds
summer's last hurrah