Limerick Sung By Captain Jack Sparrow: A Poem

Limerick Sung By Captain Jack Sparrow: A Poem

I took my puppy dogs to Australia
where I encountered an Agriculture Minister without genitalia
He told me my dogs did not have the proper ID
so one of them raised a hind leg and took on said minister a pee
now I'm forced to make a video looking like an endorsing Trump Chris Christie.


-A limerick sung by Captain Jack Sparrow

from a poem written by Christopher
Thursday April 28th 2016.

Haiku On The 400th Anniversary of Shakespeare's Death

Haiku On The 400th Anniversary of Shakespeare's Death

Save in this man's case
the good he did still lives on
not interred with bones

Haiku About Prince The Singer R.I.P.

Haiku About Prince The Singer R.I.P.


Sky- Purple rain falls
Heavens weep tears over death
of a great artist

In Praise of An Imaginary Friend: Jack O' Hare A Character In My Writing

In Praise of An Imaginary Friend:
Jack O' Hare A Character In My Writing

Reading about lands of magic
that deliver us from the tragic
Economies fail
Windstorms gale
Trouble trouble everywhere
into the dawn steps a magic hare
Jack is his name of Irish descent
into his Guinness his carrot went
He likes a beer and veggies too
through the gate he does hop through


Jack O' Hare is his name
To hop and hop is his game
He had many an adventure here and there
laughed at kings and queens in their underwear
Sailed with pirates on the Seven Seas
even ate macaroni and cheese
Slew a mighty dragon
even drove a covered wagon
along trails of the Old West
seeking land that was the best


He is indeed the noblest hare of them all
having even sipped champagne with De Gaulle
He even bit Adolf Hitler in the rear
as Der Furher bent to examine some Bavarian beer.






Villains he has fought
Big floppy ears has he got
He's listened to many a tale
and spotted at sea many a whale


Jack is a hero
Jack is my friend
Of his many exploits
there is no end.


-A poem written by Christopher
  Wednesday April 20th 2016.

Haiku About Spring In Vancouver

Haiku About Spring In Vancouver

Cherry blossoms dance
in April breeze with sunbeams
scent Nature's Perfume