Oktoberfest With Jack O' Hare

Jack O' Hare felt a craving to attend Oktoberfest
he headed to Munich hearing it's the best
and there amidst the revelry and laughter
he licked the beer barrel tapper
and did the polka with Fraulein Staffer.

The crowd was impressed
this bunny was the best
even though his lieberhosen wouldn't fit
he had the quickest wit
and his accordion playing was up to par
so he had another round at the bar.

Fraulein Helga
he held-uh
and did a dance with Esmerelda
he's the coolest bunny
can't you tell-da?


-A poem written by Dracul Van Helsing
Friday, October 1st 2010