Sidney Seagull Does Gymnastics

Sidney Seagull doing gymnastics on the cafe roof

passers-by think he's a goof

he puts one foot behind his back

like a boss giving a worker the sack

then stretches the other foot out

as if hitting someone on the snout

Left foot out

right foot out

doing his best to get rid

of his gout.

-written by Christopher

 circa 1:45 PM Monday afternoon

 December 10th 2012

 upon observing a seagull actually doing this

 in reality and coming to the conclusion that

 Vancouver seagulls have got to be the most

 eccentric on the planet.