Ghosts Give Their Endorsements In Scottish Indepence Referendum

Ghosts Give Their Endorsements In Scottish Independence Referendum




The ghosts of William Wallace, Robert the Bruce, James the Black Douglas, Rob Roy and Bonnie Prince Charlie took a break from their heavenly harp playing to urge today's Scots to vote for an independent Scotland.



On the other side, England's King Edward I, King William of Orange and William Augustus the Duke of Cumberland screamed while roasting on their respective spits that Scots should vote against an independent Scotland, adding that a Yes vote would only add to their present agony.