The Most Interesting Man In The World Satire Parody

Hi, I'm Perez Hilton...

... I'm the relative of Paris Hilton that most people had never heard of before until I asked Miss California Carrie Prejean that ONE question...

... but in my own humble opinion, I'm the most interesting man in the world...

... at least that's what I tell people when I enter steam baths and saunas...

... where my reputation is spreading faster than the latest flu pandemic....

... I once had a non-bitchy moment just to see how it feels...

... I live vicariously through myself...

... I am the most interesting man in the world....

... I don't always fuck girls...

... but when I do...

... I prefer...

... the Brazilian spokeswoman for Budweiser Beer...

Stay fruity my friends.