News Update On Hurricane Ophelia

News Update on Hurricane Ophelia
presented by the Christopher Van Helsing News Network

Announcer: Here's the latest update on Hurricane Ophelia... earlier this evening as an existentially angst ridden Danish prince was walking along a beach pondering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, he was blown away by Hurricane Ophelia as a Danish politician named Polonius remarked, "Me thinks it does look like a cloud." Was the event caught on videocam and uploaded to YouTube... well... we can only ask... youtube be... or not... youtube be.... ?