Streaker On The Beach

Note: Streaking was a phenomenon made popular by college fraternities on U.S. campuses back in the late 1960s and early '70s.
The idea was to run in the nude in a public place.
Some guy decided to re-enact the trend on the beach at English Bay in Vancouver, British Columbia today.

There was a streaker on the beach at English Bay
couldn't tell whether he was straight or gay
he wore nothing but his running shoes
no doubt to avoid the doggie poohs
I just saw his ass run by
no phallic shot for friend Rez*- sigh!
by the time he arrived at his destination
he'd have had a cold vibration
his nuts were no doubt frozen
for this day he had chosen
although sunny and clear
to show one's rear
the breeze blowing off the ocean was cold
and his balls would have turned blue- not to gold.

-written by Christopher
Saturday afternoon
November 10th, 2012

*Rez- @RestlessButterfly