Top 10 Reasons Why Kim Jong-un Won't Be Interviewed By David Letterman In New York City

Top 10 Reasons Why Kim Jong-un Won't Be Interviewed By David Letterman In New York City


#10.  Is worried he'll be forced to apologize if he throws a fit being served peanuts in a bag on a Korean Airlines flight to America


#9.  He's already seen most of the in-flight movies on his home computer screen


#8. Deathly afraid of subliminal swearing that might come through on his Sony headphones while in flight


#7. Doesn't know where to go for Korean food in Times Square

#6.  Very worried that New York City cab drivers won't accept North Korean currency

#5.  He'll have to wait until next year to see the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Santa Claus Parade


#4.  Is worried that he'll be asked to perform the Gangnam Style dance by stupid New York City tourists mistaking him for South Korean pop star Psy


#3. Is very worried that pigeons in Central Park might mistake him for a statue

#2.  Is deathly afraid that he might be assassinated by the CIA in the middle of a Stupid Pet Tricks routine on the Letterman Show


and the #1 reason why Kim Jong-un won't be interviewed by David Letterman is


#1.   He's already been asked by Ellen DeGeneres





-A Top 10 List For
 David Letterman
 written by Christopher
 Sunday December 21st
  2014.


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