Jack O' Hare At The North Pole: A Poem

Jack O' Hare At The North Pole: A Poem


The rabbit's name was Jack O' Hare
he hopped on by a polar bear
He was in the land of midnight dark
listening to the cry of husky bark
His fur now white as Arctic snow
he was a hare who travelled to and fro
Now he was headed to the North Pole
Santa's toyshop his distant goal


He came to a town with lights aglow
that reflected off the midnight snow
the town's lights were made of bright candy cane
there was one that stood on every lane
He came to a barber shop with a barber pole
and said to himself "That is the North Pole"
He heard Santa's voice ringing across the snow
chortling a crisp snowy "Ho-Ho- Ho!"
They were words to which Kim Kardashian might take offense
even though her butt caused the Internet so many dents


Jack O' Hare said hello
While elves were feeling mellow
they sang a happy song
this little elvish throng
and Jack when he dropped off his Christmas list
stopped to give Mrs. Claus a merry kiss
This caused Santa to fly into a jealous rage
leaving open the reindeer cage
and the flying reindeer were off in a jiff
causing Santa to undergo another tiff


As Santa sent his lasso into the midnight sky
Jack O' Hare said good-bye
There was Santa on the moon
tripping over fork and spoon
as the cow mooed a cowshed tune.


-A Jack O' Hare poem
 written by Christopher
 Sunday December 6th
 2015.


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