I Masturbated Over CommunityChannel And I Liked It

This is the video of Natalie aka communitychannel over at YouTube that inspired a thousand and one masturbatory fantasies for a thousand and one Arabian nights:




This is a song I wrote in honour of that video:


I Masturbated Over CommunityChannel and I Liked It


This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
But she appeared on my computer screen
and I felt myself coming at the seam
she appeared in a skirt and high heels
Felt my fingers do the walking
all the way to left field.

I masturbated over communitychannel and I liked it
The sight of her schtich
couldn't let go of my p#ick.
I hope Natalie don't mind it
it felt so wrong
it felt so right
I'm still masturbating tonight
I masturbated over communitychannel and I liked it
In fact
even my Mac liked it.

No I didn't close my eyes
in fact losers blather
that Natalie's fat
but it ain't so
she's hot and sexy
and that's all that matters
It's not what I'm used to
Nat has me pulling my string
I'll be coming 'till spring
and it squirts like dairy
Tom Cruise won't try it
'cause he's a fairy.


I masturbated over community channel and I liked it
The sight of her schtich
couldn't let go of my p#ick
I hope Natalie don't mind it
it felt so wrong
it felt so right
I'm still masturbating tonight
I masturbated over communitychannel and I liked it
In fact
even my Mac liked it.