Sidney Seagull Has Been Hitting The Bottle

Sidney Seagull slanted at an angle

bent sideways like drunken triangle

Said Red Herring Gull,

"Sidney, you've been drinking,"

"No, just positive thinking,"

the seagull replied.

The herring gull sighed,

"And does the Secret lie in a bottle?".

"Oh, such twattle!"

Sidney harrumphed

before hitting the ground

with a "bumph!".

"It's pronounced bump!".

"Red, don't be a grump!"

were Sidney's last words

before he passed out.

A whale on the beach asked,

"Anyone seen a drunken sprout?".

-written by Christopher

 circa 1:45 PM Monday afternoon

 December 3rd 2012.

The Laughing Seagull

Sidney Seagull gave a hearty laugh

before diving into the ocean

for a bath.

-written by Christopher

 circa 2:12 PM Monday afternoon

 December 3rd 2012

Sidney Seagull's Day At The Beach

Sidney Seagull sat on a stick in the ocean,

"Now all I need is some suntan lotion

and a fast-acting sleeping potion."

-written by Christopher

 circa 2:20 PM Monday afternoon

 December 3rd 2012

The Grooming of Sidney Seagull

Sidney Seagull scratching himself

like a cracked LP record off the shelf

A scratch here,

A scratch there,

"Now I think

I look pretty fair."

-written by Christopher

 circa 2:25 PM Monday afternoon

 December 3rd 2012