Jack O' Hare On Broadway

So Jack it's good to be back
eating another Big Mac
on Broadway
you're the star of the show
your whiskers aglow
basking in the lights below
you've got loads of carrots
on your acting merits
you can sing and dance
like you've got ants in your pants
and you've never been to France
but you're the star of the show
if your vocal cords don't blow
so get up and go
you're cool don't you know
and be the star of the show
on Broadway.

-Some advice given by Chistopher Van Helsing
to Jack O' Hare the wild hare jack rabbit
who lives in the Van Helsing back yard.