Sarah Palin Meets Sidney Seagull

"I can see Russia from my house,"

said Sarah Palin

when she went whalin'.

"Whaling is politically incorrect,"

said Sidney

as he passed a stone

from his kidney.

"I was never one for being PC,"

Sarah drank party tea.

"Same here," 

Sidney sipped beer,

"I'm a Mac user myself-

Apple products 

are the way to health."

"An apple a day

keeps the doctor away,"

said Sarah

as she sailed the Bay.

"I understand

your hairdresser's gay,"

Sidney drank

spilled drinks off the tray.

"Yes, but he keeps my hair looking neat

even when I was under John McCain's feet."

Quipped Sidney,

"That Mitt Romney

turned out to be a bummer."

"And to think 

people said I was dumber,"

Sarah leapt from the boat

to her Hummer.

Cried Sidney,

"This boat's leaking,

someone call a plumber."

-written by Christopher

 1:05 PM Wednesday afternoon

 December 5th 2012.